Read this whole transcript of Bill O'Reilly "debating" rapper Common's invitation to the WH with Jon Stewart. Mostly so you can really feel this punchline at the end:


STEWART: Let me tell you something. That's not the only thing you like. I'm like a shot of Levittown right in your ass, like a B-12, boom.
O'REILLY: I think I'm going to commit suicide.

Here's the entire transcript.